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Apocalyptic Fooferah

A while back, I mentioned some of the kooky apocalyptic theories that swirl around Evangelicalism and involve various interpretations of Ezekiel, Daniel, Revelation, and some of Jesus’ more obscure sayings, all coupled with various predictions about Russia, Israel, the EU, red heifers, Islam, and the rebuilding of the Temple. It’s all very complicated. Now, as I mentioned, Catholics don’t have to buy any of this and, in my opinion, do well not to bother with it. What I did not have time to mention is that some Catholics do nonetheless exhibit the same tendency to waste a lot of time on similar speculations.

In Catholic circles, apocalyptic scenarios tend to center around various apparitions of the Blessed Virgin Mary or alleged prophecies by various saints which, with the right decoder ring, will unfold the mysteries of the Three Days of Darkness, the coming Antichrist, the Great Monarch and so forth.

As I say, everybody needs a hobby and I have no particular problem with all this speculation—until it starts to interfere with the actual teaching and functioning of the Church. This can tend to happen, especially in times of scandal such as ours. At such times, when faith in the Church’s charism of infallibility and indefectibility starts to ebb because of abusive priests or crooked bishops, it does not take long for some people to effectively decide to put far more stock in private revelation, whether approved or unapproved, than in the actual teaching of Magisterium.

apocalypse-horsemen.jpgThis can have various manifestations. One of them was seen a couple of years ago with the release of the Third Secret of Fatima. Enthusiasts and speculators had worked out some fairly elaborate theories about the Third Secret. Many of the most enthusiastic were shocked and appalled when, like all the rest of authentic private revelation, the gist of the Third Secret was to re-affirm that God was still with the Church in her trials and that we should stick with the office of Peter the Rock. It did not take long before the dark mutterings of conspiracy, the handwriting analyses of Sr. Lucia, the weird speculations about an elaborate Vatican conspiracy to cover up the “truth” and all the rest were swirling around. Similarly, there were boatloads of “experts” who made a cottage industry of saying that the Pope had not “really” consecrated Russia to Mary, despite the fact that he himself said he had and Sr. Lucia concurred. And the supreme irony was that all this was used as way to attack John Paul’s authority as Pope—despite the fact that no Pope has ever been under any obligation whatsoever to obey a private revelation. As they say, no good deed goes unpunished.

This odd tendency among some Catholics to forego actually learning the faith in favor of learning a sort of compound of rumor and stray factoids is likewise seen in Catholics who have raised Paul VI’s remark that the “smoke of Satan” has entered the Church to an infallible dogmatic utterance. It is, for some, the only teaching of the entire pontificate of Paul VI. Nothing else he said or did matters. Indeed, virtually everything else he said and did—including the promulgation of the Paul VI rite and, above all, the teaching of the Second Vatican Council, is regarded as either negligible or a fulfillment of his own “prophecy”.

This curious tendency to prefer prophecy over the Magisterium is common among Catholics who regard the magisterial teaching of the Church since the Council as the enemy of the True Faith. The tendency to run off after dark oracles of their favorite Marian apparition (often not approved by the Church) is a common feature of this sort of enthusiasm. As a convert to the Church from Evangelicalism, it led to one of my first big surprises. I had spent years terrified that Catholics believed Mary is another god. To my surprise, I discovered that the reality is some Catholics think her another Pope.

My own response to all this apocalyptic fooferah from both Protestants and Catholics is “Same pathologies, different dress.” Me: I’m content with “He will come again in glory to judge the living and the dead.” But some people just can’t resist the itch to feel they are part of the Inner Ring Who Know the Hidden History of Our Time. And in defense of all this “Lo, here! Lo, there!” hugger mugger, they will say, “But Jesus said to read the signs of the times!”

Yes, he did. That’s what the Magisterium He founded is there to help us do. I suggest using it to learn what “The gates of hell shall not prevail” means. I also suggest learning what “He who listens to you listens to me”, “indefectibility”, and “infallibility” mean.

Also, learning what “private revelation” means would be good too.

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10 responses to “Apocalyptic Fooferah”

  1. Claire Avatar
    Claire

    So true, Mark! The charismatics in my area need to be reminded of the meaning of private revelation. They seem to think that they have a commodity on the Holy Spirit, and that its promptings downplay Church teaching.

  2. Andrew James Avatar
    Andrew James

    Another great essay from one of my favorite Catholic authors.

    Boy, this really brings me back. Remember Y2K? John Leary? Bud MacFarlane? I fell into this same trap myself, although I never questioned the Magisterium in any way. I remember spending long evenings though with some Traditionalist Catholics who would show me all the reaons that we were in the “end days”. Under the surface, there was a contempt for JPII and all things they considered the “spirit of Vatican II”. My parents, always the rock solid stoic Catholics, as well as a couple holy priests I came to know gave me the advice “stick with the pope”. Simple yes, but that is the great part of it. It doesn’t require decoding messages, subscribing to the right email lists or visiting the right shrines at the right time of year. I remember one particular “message” that on October 13, 1998 there would be a great sign in the sky. I was working outside that day and couldn’t help looking to the sky. The next day the message was “the absence of a sign was the actual sign”. OK. I also remember some guy from New Hampshire or New York who was selling “bleeding hosts” from his living room for $333.33. Ends up there are a bunch of un-consecrated hosts missing from the church and this guy seems to be found in the ketchup aisle a lot. And then there was a well known Catholic author. He writes books about the Catholic apocalypse, moves to a rural part of the country to prepare for the end times with his big salary from his non-profit, and a couple years later he’s in divorce court.
    Stick with the pope.

  3. yblegen Avatar
    yblegen

    Mark, you had me laughing out loud because I could see the faces of people I know in the examples you gave. I think most Catholics I know have had some sort of private revelation, but when it sounds fuzzy to me, I do as James Andrew does. I stick with the Pope and the Magisterium.

  4. Grace Harman Avatar
    Grace Harman

    On the issue of LIFE- Stick with the Pope, the Magisterium, and the 10 Commandments. It IS the primary issue. “Social justice” is below it: If you don’t have life, nothing else matters.
    So many people don’t get that -and that is scary with today’s politics- but Jesus and the Church do have the last word on right and wrong.
    but I know Jesus said “Only the Father knows the hour-” so we’re waiting, but we can “see the clouds gathering.”

  5. Andrew James Avatar
    Andrew James

    No doubt there are signs that we should pay attention to. I have had personal experiences of the supernatural, and have been with others who have had some really incredible experiences, including apparitions. What I have seen, and what Mark pointed out in the article, is that often these private experiences are used to trump church teachings. How many times do you have to go to Medjugorge to be a good Catholic? The answer is zero.

  6. Dave Avatar
    Dave

    As for me, I enjoy apocalyptic novels and consider them scary science fiction. My selections do not include authors who write books solely for the purpose of bashing the Catholic Church and her teachings.

  7. gk Avatar
    gk

    ‘apocalyptic fooferah from both Protestants and Catholics is “Same pathologies, different dress.” ‘

    Great article Mark.

    Fooferah! Fooferah! Fooferah!
    (I wrote it 3 times because saying it 3 times is the only …) kiddin’.

  8. ed Avatar
    ed

    Dave, if you have a list of novels please share. I enjoy them as well.
    Some that I recall:

    Father Elijah – O’Brien
    Swan Song – McCammon
    Pierced by a Sword – MacFarlane (I never got around to finishing the other books)

  9. janinej Avatar
    janinej

    Mr. Shea:
    Whoops! There went the whole subject of eschatology! If we are to “read the signs” how are we to know what to look for and what they mean? Gee, all the leaves are falling from the trees. I wonder what that means?
    Traditional eschatology denotes several “signs” of the end. Among them, the conversion of the Jews, the rise of the Antichrist, widespread apostacy in the Church, final conflagration, etc. If these are the “end times” as many have said, including JP II (several times), then Cardinal Ratzinger, yes Sr. Lucy, St. Faustina, and others, then we should know that these things are about to happen. If, for example, we know that a large part of the Church is to defect, we need to “watch” as our Lord has warned us. If your Bishop declares, (as ours has) that we are not to convert the Jews or the Protestants, but listen to the New Whatever, you are not obliged to follow him blindly into oblivion, Hiel Hitler! It is the Church that is One and indefectible, not the Magisterium. RESIST NOVEL DOCTRINE! To scrap traditional eschatology is to accept the blindfold.

  10. chesterbelloc Avatar
    chesterbelloc

    There have no doubt be a few wacky apparitions worthy of suspicion –
    Medjegorje, Bayside come to mind immediately.
    But whether it’s an essay on the liturgy or that latest fad with a
    short exp date the narcissisitc lay convert so common in the Catholic
    press/media always returns to a discussion of himself and his conversion
    experience while trying to impugn and malign those who are not so quick
    to accept his theological minimalism or Magisterial fundamentalism.
    Has Mr. Shea read the Third Secret? Maybe Mr. Shea can tell us where in the Third Secret Our Lady “reaffirmed that God was still with the Church in her trials and that we should stick with the office of Peter the Rock.” Is that what the Vatican is covering up? That God is still with His Church? That we need to stick with Peter? In fact, is that what the Vatican has ever said the Third Secret means? I also thought these truths were de fide ever since Jesus uttered the words of Matthew 16:18-19. This “Apocalyptic Fooferah” piece is not only a denigration of faithful Catholics (including Sister Lucia herself), but also an affront to the Mother of God. It’s another futile effort to suppress the debate by those who are not going to like the outcome.

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