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HellCo’s Corporate Propaganda

October is, among other things, the month in which the devil sends out the most press releases about how business is booming, what with Halloween and all. Of course, like any big international business operation, Hell has to maintain several faces depending on the public it is talking to. To secularists, it frequently issues press releases from Materialist Myth Manufacturing Ltd. subsidiary of Hell, reminding its customers that Hell doesn't exist, that God doesn't exist, and that everything is just atoms and energy, followed by the long long night of death (so be sure to pick up as much sex, drugs, rock n' roll and self-indulgence as your shopping cart can hold in our Life Clearance Sale! Available now!)

On the other hand, Hell has another corporate image for those who know the devil does exist: intimidate 'em! Some people are simply scared to death of the devil, as if he is more powerful than God himself. Such people (typically Evangelicals or Fundamentalists) often have the curious habit of believing in a sort of "anti-sacramental" universe. In such a universe, God is evidently unable to use material means to give grace to the world. Thus, baptism "does nothing, it's just a symbol". Likewise, Eucharist is "just a ritual. It can't get you closer to God." And, of course, a prayer such as the Rosary or even the Lord's Prayer is just "vain repetition" devoid of spiritual power. For such people, God has to confine his activities to the "spiritual realm" (which is to say, to the disembodied and immaterial). Sacraments are, for such people, not spiritual at all.

But hand such people a Ouija board or ask them to vainly repeat a bit of doggerel out of a book of magic spells by some New Age quack and shazam! All of sudden sacramentality is bursting out all over! Mere physical contact with a Ouija board is recognized to be a spiritually dangerous association with matter contaminated by unclean spirits and the mere recitation of a spell or a prayer to some pagan deity (often in a language the speaker does not even understand) is recognized to be a profoundly dangerous opening of oneself to the powers of evil.

 Now, I don't disagree that magic spells, prayers to demons and Ouija boards are dangerous and shouldn't be messed with. What I disagree with is the notion that the devil can work through matter and words but God can't. It seems to me that if anybody has the right and power to make spiritual power available to us through material means it is the One who invented matter and who uttered the Word made matter in the Incarnation.

Curiously, Hell's press releases for both the Materialist and Fundamentalist have something in common. For all the hard-boiled atheism of the one and all the sincere religious faith of the other, there remains this common thread: Matter and Spirit must never intersect. If they do, the atheist fears that you will lose your intellect and the Fundamentalist fears that you will lose your soul.

But the reality is that matter and the Holy Spirit are old friends. He made it, he overshadowed it (in the person of the Blessed Virgin), he conceived the Second Person of the Trinity in a body made of it, he raised it from the dead, established it as the channel of his sacramental power, and, at the end of time, will raise it (and us) to participate in heavenly glory.

The materialist recognizes some of this supernatural glory pertaining to matter (in his unaccountable worship of the intellect which is, on his own reckoning, a mere function of an unusually clever piece of meat). The Fundamentalist recognizes this glory in other flawed ways. But only the Catholic Faith grasps this truth in completeness. This Halloween, celebrate the sacraments, the intersection of the Spirit of God and Creation and help undermine HellCo's corporate propaganda a little bit.

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    "unusually clever piece of meat"

     

    Best encapsulation of atheism and evolution ever.

     

    Ray

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    God loves you .

    And but a step away from encapsulating a generic term for a believer in good faith . . . and in ways every one of us . . .

    “unusually beloved piece of meat”.

    Remember, I love you, too .

    In the Suffering of Christ, and in His hope of His Resurrection,

    Pristinus Sapienter

    (wljewell @catholicexchange.com or … yahoo.com)

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    Insightful.  I'm going to have to ask my Protestent friends why God can't change bread and wine into Jesus' body, blood, soul & divinity but the Devil can harm us through a Ouija board.  Not sure how they'll talk their way out of that.

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    I love Mark Shea's articles.  He really hits the nail on the head.

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    I wonder if our unusually clever pieces of meat will ever truly understand the danger of separating Christians from the sacraments.  That is one of HellCo's biggest accomplishments!

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    Claire, you took the words right out of my mouth!  Bravo, Mark, for your usual great job!  Cool

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    Dude! You don't have a clue as to how the evangelicals who rely on Christ *expilicitly*, behave. There are probably more Catholics who believe in the Ouija board than evangelicals. Many are much more on fire than you. Believe that!

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    Zephyr, do you mean that more Catholics believe that ouija boards are dangerous than Evangelicals do, or that more Catholics use ouija boards than Evangelicals do?

    By on fire do you mean those who keep the commandments 1Jn2:3 or what is your definition?

     Btw you won't find an Ouija board in my house.

     Dado,

    AMDG

    PS: You might check out Marks Evangelical pedigree.

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    I hold the aforementioned truths to be self-evident.

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    I absolutely love your articles, Mark.

    Bravo on another very insightful one.

     

    The devil sure as h*!! works through matter.  I experienced it first hand when I was a teenager….  there is no doubt in my mind he exists and tries to meddle in the souls of the young.  We did the ouija board, and that thing definitely moved on its own- I saw it.  And then, the sayances (sp?)- the room turned earily cold and a body could be lifted high with no effort by the others around her.  

     

    Zephyr- great cartoon!

     

    Praise be to God I came Home to Rome.

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    “Upon the Flies Gathering to a Galled Horse”: (circa 1640)

    How these flies swarm to the galled part of this poor beast; and there sit, feeding upon that worst piece of his flesh, not meddling with the other sound parts of his skin! Even thus do malicious tongues of detractors: if a man have any infirmity in his person or actions, that they will be sure to gather unto, and dwell upon; whereas, his commendable parts and well-deservings are passed by, without mention, without regard. It is an envious self-love and base cruelty, that causeth this ill disposition in men: in the mean time, this only they have gained; it must needs be a filthy creature, that feeds upon nothing but corruption.

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    Mark,

     

    "unusually clever piece of meat." HA! I LOVE IT!!

     

    Great column. Thanks for pointing out the contradiction between dualist thinking among protestants and the admission that occult objects, in and of themselves, are dangerous. I "took a walk" in protestant lands when I was younger, so the whole dualist thing is familiar to me. I never quite got my mind around to the contradiction of the suspicion (and rightly so) of occult toys.

     

    I "took a walk" through New Age lands as well. I do not think All Hallows Eve is evil just because it was a pagan holiday. The rise of the occult, however, has involved a rise in the return to pagan roots of some of the things the Church enculturated. Unfortunately, a some of people, having become ignorant of religion period, make the mistake of thinking of the occult as nothing more than David Copperfield on steroids. Given my experiences, this concerns me. There are frauds present, usually to make money, but there are genuine articles as well. The balance is somewhere between seeing a demon in every shadow and a fraud behind every pentagram.

     

    Veritas

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    honestly don't you think this article is a bit non sequitur. this isnt very insigthtfull and generalizes. what does materialism have to do with Halloween. I am not criticizing Shea's argument that Halloween supports superstition but how can it promote materialism.  

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    In that the article is actually about dualism — the key is this paragraph:

     "Curiously, Hell's press releases for both the Materialist and Fundamentalist have something in common. For all the hard-boiled atheism of the one and all the sincere religious faith of the other, there remains this common thread: Matter and Spirit must never intersect. If they do, the atheist fears that you will lose your intellect and the Fundamentalist fears that you will lose your soul."

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    "how can it promote materialism"–Take a walk through your local supermarket, hardware store, Walmart, Target etc.. Buy this cool decoration, costume, do-dad. Gorge on candy, half price!

    Throw a big, expensive costume party and consume a lot of alcohol. Need I go on?

     Dado

    AMDG

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    Dado is on the right path here – if you can't see the materialism and corporate propoganda then I suggest you crawl out from under that rock you've been under. PS. Is Hillary under that same rock?

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