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10. “I” before “E” except in Budweiser.

9. I grew up on Mt. Everest, and it's been downhill ever since.

8. I have more humility in my little finger than you have in your whole body!

7. I tried to daydream, but my mind kept wandering.

6. Since I'm right 95% of the time, I don't quibble about the remaining 3%.

5. I'm not an actor, but I play one on TV.

4. Can I yell “theater” in a crowded firehouse?

3. It's practically impossible to look at a penguin and feel angry.

2. A good pun is its own reword.

1. A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.

(This list courtesy of Gilbert!, The Magazine of G.K. Chesterton.)