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Disgust is Not Enough

Here’s something you don’t read every day. The Middle East Media Research Institute reports the following:

Media Uproar Following Egyptian Mufti’s Fatwa on Companions of the Prophet Muhammad Being Blessed by Drinking His Urine

An uproar in the Egyptian media followed the recent publication of a book by Egyptian Mufti Dr. Ali Gum’a in which he claimed that the companions of the Prophet Muhammad would drink his urine to be blessed.

Many people don’t know that a “fatwa” is not a “death sentence” but an opinion by a Muslim leader. Because of this many western readers, merely glancing at the story, will assume that somebody has yet again been sentenced to death for saying something untoward about Mohammed. But the story is stranger than that. It turns out the fatwa by Dr. Ali Gum’a is not condemning, but endorsing, the idea that some people believed drinking Mohammed’s urine brought a blessing.

muhammad.jpgOther Muslims are upset with this. Much bustle and shouting, etc. We see this sort of stuff all the time on TV. The Islamic world is full of angry bearded men screaming about something. And when the something they are screaming about is “drinking the urine of Mohammed” it becomes a matter fatally easy for Westerners, including Christians, to make fun of. Especially because, in addition to our being mortally sick of ululating Bronze Age thugs screaming about things on TV, there is just a strong “ick” factor which drives our reaction to the story.

Still and all, Catholics interested in intelligent defenses of the Faith should be cautious about just jumping on any bandwagon of contemporary culture that rolls by when we run into such stories. Why? Because “Eww! Gross! Body fluids!” is an aesthetic reaction, not an argument. And, if we do not think things through, our kneejerk ridicule of a story like this can leave the Church wide open to exactly the same ridicule from her enemies here in the West.

Here’s how it works: Modern secularists of the “Religion Poisons Everything” school (such as Christopher Hitchens), of course, dismiss all this sort of fooferah about the Piss of the Prophet as one more illustration of the barbarism of Islam. Such polemicists (especially the English ones) have a knack for delivering themselves of witty putdowns of the Bronze Age fanatics and their crude superstitions and they are, I freely confess, awfully fun to read. But then, conservative Christians get on board with their own guffaws because (particularly in the case of Hitchens) his views of Islam coincide, not only with Christian rejection of Muslim claims, but with Western rejection of the assorted barbarisms of Radical Islam. Hitchens seems like a convenient ally.

And so conservative Catholics are suckered into a trap by the peculiar prejudices of this particular hour in history. For those who base their Faith purely on aesthetics will soon find themselves immediately hoist on their own petard by the atheist polemicist.

“What,” says the Hitchenseque atheist as he rounds on us, “are you Catholics guffawing about? You’re just as idiotic! You are, after all, the ones with the mummified head of St. Catherine of Siena looking down at you from a reliquary in a European shrine. You are the ones who divvy up the bones of St. Teresa of Avila and scatter her all over Spain. And supremely, you are the ones who take with utmost seriousness the words ‘Unless you eat the flesh of the Son of Man and drink his blood you have no life in you.’ Blood drinkers laughing at urine drinkers! That’s rich!”

In short, if we thoughtlessly make “ick” our sole argument in dealing with the challenge of Islam we leave ourselves wide open to the atheist who will instantly turn around and insist that the only real difference between Muslims and Christians is which magical body fluids they happen to superstitiously revere. If we have only aesthetics to back us up, we will be in a very poor position to answer a world that says now just what it said 2000 years ago, “How can this man give us his flesh to eat? This is a hard saying! Who can hear it?”

What Catholics need to do is recognize that, in certain ways, we are far closer to Muslims than we are to secular postmodernists. That’s not because, as atheists say, the Catholic faith is a barbaric oriental superstition indistinguishable from Islam. It’s because Christians share something not just with Muslims, but with most of the rest of the human race that the tiny minority of western atheists have labored to extirpate from their souls: a sense of the sacramental in created things.

In my next column, we’ll talk about how to (pardon the pun) flesh that out.

Comments

5 responses to “Disgust is Not Enough”

  1. jmtfh Avatar
    jmtfh

    Yep, yep!

    This is another warning to avoid the slippery slope or end up shooting our own–which in this case, would be us, Catholics!

    In case others are wondering about the phrase, “hoist by one’s own petard,”
    the New Dictionary of Cultural Literacy, Third Edition, 2002, has this to say:

    “hoist by one’s own petard”

    (pi-TAHRD) To be caught in one’s own trap: “The swindler cheated himself out of most of his money, and his victims were satisfied to see him hoist by his own petard.” A “petard” was an explosive device used in medieval warfare. To be hoisted, or lifted, by a petard literally means to be blown up.

  2. Doris Rodriguez Avatar
    Doris Rodriguez

    I really appreciate this article, Mark! I was recently involved in a relief effort to provide shelter and sanctuary to evacuees fleeing the fury of Hurricane Ike and my local parish opened its “fellowship hall” to give rest to the weary, food to the hungry, and drink to the thirsty and heat-exhausted. Two of these precious families that ended up spending three days with us were Muslims. They were grateful for the blow-up mattresses, bedding, and quiet corner that we gave them for privacy and over the next several days we bonded as people thrown into emergency situations often do. When they left to return home, I asked to take their picture and they happily complied with my request, gathering up little ones and smiling BIG for the camera. Afterward, one of the mothers asked if any of the other churches had opened their doors to the evacuees and I had to reply sadly that ‘no, the Ministerial Alliance, which is composed of most of the prominent Protestant churches in our town, had elected to not get involved … and had even tried to stop us from providing relief because they felt it was better for the evacuees to keep going on to shelters in Austin’. Then she asked a curious and surprising question: “Is this Catholic Church against abortion and does it come under the authority of the Pope in Rome?” Of course, my answer was an adament YES to both questions, and she seemed greatly relieved at my response. My only regret as I waved goodbye as they were pulling out of the parking lot was that this conversation didn’t happen a day or two earlier so that we could really dialogue about these issues and more.

    Interestingly enough, the Austin shelters contacted us and begged us to stay open because of over-crowding and limited supplies and resources in their areas. Looking back at Thursday night thru Monday morning, when we welcomed over 274 evacuating “guests” through our humble doors, I am overwhelmed at the many miracles we encountered – most of which fell into the category of having “exactly enough” of something we needed at the exactly the right moment! The outpouring of money, time, energy, supplies, food, bedding, and other things simply flowed the building where countless volunteers were waiting to sort, label, and distribute!

    Many of these volunteers came from the local churches whose pastors elected to not get personally involved … and one such volunteer who was there almost every day was the teenage daughter of the president of the Ministerial Alliance! God truly does work in mysterious ways, doesn’t he?

  3. Loretta Avatar
    Loretta

    Doris,
    My personal thanks to you and your parish. Luckily, my family did not need to evacuate because they were deemed “high enough” – and sure enough they did not flood. However, they did live through the “evacuation” process of Rita. Needless to say, your efforts were life-saving and soul-saving.

  4. junior Avatar
    junior

    Ms. Rodriquez,
    thank you for doing what you did. You make me proud to be a Catholic. That’s real evangelism, that has an impact beyond what we’ll ever know.

  5. Doris Rodriguez Avatar
    Doris Rodriguez

    You can really thank our parish priest, Father George! When opening the fellowship hall door to evacuees from Hurricane Rita, he motioned to a far corner and exclaimed, “The manger’s over there!” Hallelujah!

    When faced with disapproval from city and church leaders at opening our doors to evacuees from Hurricane Ike, he never batted an eye or backed down! His simple response was, “We are a church and, as such, we will open our doors to anyone who needs shelter and/or sanctuary. No one will be turned away!”

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