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Rhode Island School Bans Easter Bunny

William Rearick, Schools Superintendent of the Tiverton Public Schools in Rhode Island, has banned the Easter Bunny from appearing at a fundraising event at the Tiverton Middle School. He has also banned the word "Easter" from all school events. He told the Providence Journal that during the last year and a half, he has become "more aware of folks who don't have a Christian background." Taking the place of the Easter Bunny will be Peter Rabbit; children will be able to get their picture taken with him.

Catholic League president Bill Donohue commented on this today:

"I am astonished that Schools Superintendent Rearick only recently discovered Jews and Muslims. But better late than never. However, it was not a Jew or a Muslim who complained about the Easter Bunny — it was an ex-Catholic, Michael Burk; he is vice chairman of the school committee. No matter, I have news for Superintendent Rearick: he has not resolved the problem.

"It is unconscionable that in this day and age Superintendent Rearick would choose to honor a thief. As every schoolchild knows, Peter Rabbit stole from Mr. McGregor's garden. To now hold him up as a role model to impressionable youngsters sends the wrong signal. At the very least, grief counselors should be dispatched to the event.

"There is also a more serious matter going on. The event smacks of sexism: Peter Rabbit had three sisters — Flopsy, Mopsy and Cottontail — and there is no historical record of them ever having committed a crime. So why were they passed over? Looks like the glass ceiling is still in place.

"We urge everyone to register their outrage by contacting Superintendent Rearick at wrearick@tivertonschools.org. Tell him to bring the Easter Bunny back as only ex-Catholics are likely to be offended."

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    I love Bill Donohue's absurd commentary. His words are in perfect harmony with the statements by the superintendent.

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    I saw the same thing in Illinois a couple years ago; a shopping mall was going to have Peter Rabbit show up so kids could visit him shortly before Easter, like he's a springtime Santa Claus.  I don't remember seeing ads for Santa, but Peter hasn't been back since maybe 2004.  

    I've noticed that people sometimes think Peter is the Easter bunny's given name, but "cultural sensitivity" doesn't strike me as a good reason to cater to ignorance.
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    What about "Here comes Peter Cottontail / hopping down the bunny trail / Hippity hoppity / Easter's on it's way"?

    OK, here is what we need to do: we need to adopt Peter Cottontail as a symbol of Saint Peter.  Then they will have to find something else to use.

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    Oh, no! What shall Rearick do?!? Do you mean that Peter Cottontail is TAINTED by the evil hand of the Catholic Church?!? Secular numb-skulls of the world UNITE to drive Peter Cottontail from our collective memory! Peter Cottontail is the next one to be exorcised by secular society.

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    It seems like rearick burk needs some political correction, like other jobs where they will not have peter rabbit bothering them

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    Ooh, shame on me for not remembering Peter Cottontail!

    Oh well.  Peter Cottontail's name appears to be an homage to the Beatrix Potter characters, not that replacing a quasireligious symbol with an antihero from a children's book sets a particularly good example.
    I second mkochan's idea about Peter Cottontail as a symbol for the first pope.

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